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PHONEDOWN.APP · v0.0.1 · ยฉ2026

less scrolling. more focus. put your phone down.

โ€”   PhoneDown   โ€”

an experience in poor decisions

โ–Œ PRESS โ†“ TO DOOMSCROLL

or skip the joke  โ†’

โš    warning: site is the joke

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FOR YOU

just spent $40K on a productivity course. now i scroll on a different timezone. game changer.

a founder posing thoughtfully on a desk in a stock-photo office

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POV: your laptop is open. so is instagram. you are nowhere.

@scrollified โ†‘ for more

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still here?

i cried in my Tesla today. here's why that makes me a better leader. (a thread, 8/12) ๐Ÿงต

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a scientist holds a clipboard against a red wall, looking concerned

scientists discover that scrolling is bad. researchers reportedly stunned.

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you've now spent more time on this site than you spend with your parents per week.

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living the dream ๐ŸคŽ

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anyway my therapist fired me

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linda commented on a photo from 2014.

why is this in your feed? nobody knows.

this whole feed is fake. you knew that. you're still scrolling.

overhead photo of two hands cradling a phone โ€” surveillance-photo composition

local man checks phone "just one more time" โ€” has been doing this since tuesday.

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โ–ˆ S Y S T E M โ–’ N O T I C E โ–“ โ–ˆ

you have been scrolling for a while.

we noticed.

MESSAGES · now linda commented on a photo from 2014.
SCREEN TIME · today your screen time is up 31% this week. open app?
REMINDERS · 4 days overdue pick up dry cleaning.
MAIL · 1m tim wants to "sync." you have 2,419 unread.
SLACK · just now @channel: "quick question?"
CALENDAR · in 2 min standup. you're already late.
PHOTOS · today "on this day" · 2014. you were younger.

this is what your phone does to you,
every day.

โ˜…   YOU WIN   โ˜…

YOU PUT IT DOWN.

PhoneDown โ€” the macOS app that catches you in the act.

โ—‰ INSERT COIN
$9 · buy for macOS

requires macOS 13+ · signed & notarized · auto-updates via Sparkle

we'd be embarrassed to make you subscribe to put your phone down.

โ˜…   LAUNCH PRICE   โ˜…
$19 $9

one-time · lifetime updates · no subscription, ever

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your camera, on duty

your Mac's camera notices when you reach for your phone. on-device only.

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nudges, not lectures

a tiny menu-bar counter ticks up every time you slip. the shame is the feature.

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quietly in the background

lives in your menu bar. no window. no Dock icon. set it once and forget it's there.

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pause when life happens

a hard stop for calls, photos, and that one meeting where you actually need it.

HOW IT WORKS

  1. 01install the app
  2. 02grant camera permission (just once)
  3. 03put your phone down

PRIVACY ยท NON-NEGOTIABLE

the camera feed never leaves your Mac.

no cloud. no upload. no recording.

ever.

the only network calls are a license check (Polar) and auto-updates (Sparkle). nothing else.

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nudges delivered & counting

FREQUENTLY ASKED

does this slow my Mac down?

no. detection runs on a low-priority queue using Apple's built-in Vision framework. it's lighter than your browser tabs.

does it record me?

no. frames go from the camera into the detection model and are immediately discarded. nothing is saved to disk, nothing leaves your Mac. ever.

does it work with external monitors / closed-lid mode?

it needs an active camera, so the lid has to be open. external webcams work too โ€” pick one in settings.

what about glasses, hats, weird lighting?

fine. the detector looks for phone-shape + hand-proximity, not your face. you can be a silhouette and it still works.

what's that number in my menu bar?

nudges today. it resets at midnight. yes, you can hide it.

is there a Windows or iOS version?

no. macOS only, by design. an iOS version of "stop using your phone" would be funny but counterproductive.

how much does it cost?

$9 right now (regularly $19) โ€” one-time, no subscription, free updates forever. we'd be embarrassed to charge you monthly to put your phone down.

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