just spent $40K on a productivity course. now i scroll on a different timezone. game changer.
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โ PhoneDown โ
an experience in poor decisions
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just spent $40K on a productivity course. now i scroll on a different timezone. game changer.
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POV: your laptop is open. so is instagram. you are nowhere.
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still here?
i cried in my Tesla today. here's why that makes me a better leader. (a thread, 8/12) ๐งต
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scientists discover that scrolling is bad. researchers reportedly stunned.
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you've now spent more time on this site than you spend with your parents per week.
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anyway my therapist fired me
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linda commented on a photo from 2014.
why is this in your feed? nobody knows.
this whole feed is fake. you knew that. you're still scrolling.
local man checks phone "just one more time" โ has been doing this since tuesday.
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you have been scrolling for a while.
we noticed.
this is what your phone does to you,
every day.
โ YOU WIN โ
PhoneDown โ the macOS app that catches you in the act.
we'd be embarrassed to make you subscribe to put your phone down.
your Mac's camera notices when you reach for your phone. on-device only.
a tiny menu-bar counter ticks up every time you slip. the shame is the feature.
lives in your menu bar. no window. no Dock icon. set it once and forget it's there.
a hard stop for calls, photos, and that one meeting where you actually need it.
the camera feed never leaves your Mac.
no cloud. no upload. no recording.
ever.
the only network calls are a license check (Polar) and auto-updates (Sparkle). nothing else.
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no. detection runs on a low-priority queue using Apple's built-in Vision framework. it's lighter than your browser tabs.
no. frames go from the camera into the detection model and are immediately discarded. nothing is saved to disk, nothing leaves your Mac. ever.
it needs an active camera, so the lid has to be open. external webcams work too โ pick one in settings.
fine. the detector looks for phone-shape + hand-proximity, not your face. you can be a silhouette and it still works.
nudges today. it resets at midnight. yes, you can hide it.
no. macOS only, by design. an iOS version of "stop using your phone" would be funny but counterproductive.
$9 right now (regularly $19) โ one-time, no subscription, free updates forever. we'd be embarrassed to charge you monthly to put your phone down.